Filthy Hippies

The life and times of the filthy hippies in Asheville North Carolina and one man's attempt to educate the public on the error of their filthy hippy ways

The Unofficial Visitors Guide to Asheville, North Carolina

Name: car
Location: Asheville, north carolina, United States

I have conservative values like everyone should have about our involvement in Iraq, abortion, and government. I hate filthy hippie freeloading jerks

Tuesday, November 03, 2009


West Virginia does not raise Filthy Hippies


Now that chicken fighting is illegal in all 50 states, West Virginia is leading the way back to the path of individual freedom from Big Government.

These days when I chicken fight I have to go all the way to the Philippines, Mexico, Puerto Rico or Costa Rica. This is a big nuisance, as before I only had to go as far as Newport, TN to get into a high dollar chicken fight.

Now that the government is illogically using the Rico Act against us we have no choice but to leave the country, taking our dollars with us. I really wanted to go to Alaska and challenge some vocal locals up in the tundra land, but will have to get them to take their animals to the warmer climates that seem to favor freedom and rights of the individual.

This whole argument against chicken fighting is bogus. All you need to do is go to a chicken farm to see chickens suffer far worse than what they do in a cockfight. And the cocks get to die with honor.

This is just another plot from the left to turn this country into wimpy whiney little girls, with clown socks, and nappy hair, screaming about their right to gay marriage, legal grass smoke, and free health care.

But there is hope for the rest of us. West Virginia is starting a petition to legalize chicken fights. A new organization at: www.wva4gamecocks.com is leading the charge. Join them, sign their petition and show you support for individual freedoms! Check it out.

Tuesday, October 06, 2009







Mail Art is art for filthy hippies in Asheville NC

My grandson just got a new job at Bungie making some war game named halo and they gave him a new iphone and other stuff so he sent me his old iphone. I decided to go to an Art Gallery in Downtown Asheville after seeing a feature in the Citizen Times of the Courtyard Gallery Mail Art Exhibit.

Looks like a load of filthy hippie crap to me.

The only one that makes sense is the one with the bible slogan.

The owner and staff were a bunch of whiny mamby pamby boys, so I guess the exhibit made since if you were an lsd smoking filthy hippie or clown sock girl thing.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Hilary Clinton is a Filthy Hippie

Hilary continues to make a fool out of herself and our nation.

First she goes to North Korea and is so naive they call her a funny lady and likens her mentality to that of a silly schoolgirl. Bill had to go and save the day and bring back the hostages, since they certainly were not going to deal with a hippie women.

Then, to help cover up the US involvement in torture, he tells the UK she will have the US start withholding intelligence from England! Good move you stupid cow.

Now she goes to Africa and gets offended about a question about what her husband thinks about policy. "My husband is not secretary of state" she yells. No but he should be in this administration, he has forgotten more about world events than she will ever know. (And believe me Bill Clinton didn't know much!) And more importantly, he is HER HUSBAND. If these so called Christians would read the Bible they say they believe in there are many instances where God told the world that women are here to serve man.
Genesis 3:16, God tells Eve, "Your husband will rule over you."

This is just the way it is and always will be. The clown sock girl nappy haired things walking around Asheville don't get it, and neither does this socialist, communist government that wants to destroy health care in our country.

Anyway I have been out exploring the beaches and jungles of the Pacific and generally having a great time hangin with the ladies that understand their place in society. I dread the life my grandsons will be confronted with by these commie, hippie women who are trying to change what God created.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Filthy Hippies in Girl Scouts of America Don't Support Capitalism

For years I have suspected the Girl Scouts had been taken over by filthy hippy liberal socialist communists but today there is proof. In a national news article posted by Newsweek magazine, Wild Freeborn, a young capitalistic girl from Asheville, NC was forced to take her cookie order site and video off the internet by the nut cases at the Girl Scouts of America.

Wild Freeborn, which sounds like a filthy hippie name, actually is a young capitalist that wanted to use the internet as a selling device for Girl Scout Cookie Sales. Instead of supporting this decision, some hippie idiots decided it was safer to sell door to door than on the internet. Missing a perfect opportunity to instruct girls how to use blogs and facebook and get into the modern era, they had her remove her videos from any social network or website. Using her fathers company methods at top floor studio and the internet marketing company MapPartners she created Search Engine Optimization methods for selling cookies locally. This should have been applauded.

But no, the socialist nimrods at the Girl Scouts of America, decided that it is better to teach communist philosophies and cater to the lowest common denominator, the least among us, so as not to hurt anyone’s liberal touchy feely feelings. Better to lose money on sales this year than to think like a true capitalist—this while our country sinks deeper and deeper into Socialism. Tell the dirty filthy clown sock things at the Girl Scouts of America, that you disagree—we need capitalism NOW.

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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Filthy Hippies into Witchcraft in Asheville--Coven Oldenwilde, NC

I just heard about our District Attorney, Ron Moore taking to a jury a trial brought to him by pagan wicca witches of Coven Oldenwilde. Yes, this would be the same group that sang around a tree near my penthouse then claimed they stopped development downtown. The reality was that the Pack family did something constructive, like going to court and showing that the family donated the land decades ago for a Park, not a condo. I much prefer having a park in view of my front window, but not with filthy hippies singing witch chants in it.

This time Ron Moore was defending the witches in a trumped up charge involving breaking and entering and theft by a local filmmaker, Giuli Schacht. Schacht's lawyer, Jason Wilson, successfully defended her against evidence that appeared to have been conjoured up by Coven Oldenwilde. The jury didn't have much to think about and returned a not guilty verdict in minutes. Read the wicky wiccan coven oldenwilde story here.

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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Filthy Hippies in Asheville, NC don't take trips to Africa.

I just met a women in Asheville that runs luxury safari trips to Africa. There is crazy trips you can do-animal watching, jeep safaris, bird watching, whale watching and more.
Check out this description at www.onewithafrica.com:

guided walks and safaris
A guided nature and/or game walk are one of the best ways to experience what the African bush is all about. Offered at many camps, you can enjoy any length or pace of walk from an hour’s leisurely walk to a full day hike with picnic lunch.

For those of you wanting an extended time in the bush on foot, we can arrange a walking safari with highly qualified guides. You will walk through varying landscapes to arrive at a tented camp that has been set up in anticipation of your arrival.

If you have a specific interest we can arrange for an expert guide or researcher in your particular field of interest to accompany you.

fly camping
The magical experience of camping in the wild with just a wispy net or tent between you and the sky is much better experienced than described. Imagine sitting around a roaring camp fire after having enjoyed a delicious camp meal sipping a final nightcap. You rise, stretch, and wander over to your “tent” where you snuggle under the covers enjoying the stars above and the abundant night sounds all around you. Is that a lion’s roar you hear?

I'm going on one of these for sure, but not on one of their women's only fagtard trips--I'm going on a man's trip with my fighting chickens. Meet me in Africa for a great luxury trip--she tells me that the demographics for going are people with $5 million a year income--otherwise don't even think about it. See you there! Book it with the luxury African safari group.

Saturday, September 06, 2008


Vincenzo's Restaurant is now catering to Filthy Hippies in Asheville, NC

I took my new lady friend to Vincenzo's Restaurant in downtown Asheville last night and had one of the worst dinning experiences in my life. After being ignored at the door we were told to find ourselves a table. Sidestepping the large bar and filthy hippies hanging around the bar we found a table on the side and eventually were approached by a hippie waitress who took our order while exhibiting absolutely no personality.
Worse was a pony's tail filthy hippie piano playing boy who was trying to sing louder than anyone has ever sung before and maybe got that record--if not it
was close. Being is such a small room made it worse. Finally our food came that included rotten olives, and meat that they identified as veal but was more probably rat or dog. After refusing to eat their offerings a manager or owner type came over and let me know that he needed to cater to the drunken filthy hippies as they were drinking his liquors and saving the restaurant. Very very strange night and very strange philosophy. so there is no need to go to Vincenzos anymore unless you are a drunken filthy hippie looking for clown sock girl things that wear knotty haired rat nests --probably to house the meat served at this "restaurant" (filthy hippie bar)

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