filthy hippies in Asheville, NC don't drive muscle cars.
I've always enjoyed the muscle cars. I've owned a corvette, camaro Z28, Cudas and other great motor cars. These filthy hippies in Asheville, NC were crying recently about people driving cars and formed some kind of pack to ride their bikes everywhere last week. I almost ran over six or seven of the creatures every day. I probably would have too, except for the thought of the stink, while I explained to the police that the smell made my brain momentarily dead and I couldn't see anything and hit the knotty haired, clown sock things through no fault of my own. I probably would have received a medal for cleaning up the streets.
Anyway back to classic car restoration. Today I made the discovery that Keisler Engineering in Knoxville makes "green" transmissions for muscle cars of the 60's and 70's. That's right--you are reading correctly--they are green because they are more fuel efficient! Now I can start a muscle car restoration and tell the hippies to go to hell--I'm drivin a green machine! I can't wait to find an old Mustang or Barracuda to get started.
Check out all these transmission options at Keislerauto
Ford Mustang perfect fit manual transmissions by Kiesler
Ford Mustang perfect fit automatic transmissions by Keisler
GM perfect fit manual transmissions by Keisler Auto
GM perfect fit automatic transmission by Keisler
Mopar perfect fit manual transmission by Keisler Auto
Mopar automatic perfect fit automatic transmissions by Keisler Engineering
they also make bell housings, clutch pedals and more at Keisler Engineering!
So do what I'm doing---tell the filthy hippies to shove their green mentality where the sun don't shine, and quit smoking LSD and join us by restoring a GREEN muscle car. But if they don't get it and keep on riding those bikes---get out of our classic car way!
I've always enjoyed the muscle cars. I've owned a corvette, camaro Z28, Cudas and other great motor cars. These filthy hippies in Asheville, NC were crying recently about people driving cars and formed some kind of pack to ride their bikes everywhere last week. I almost ran over six or seven of the creatures every day. I probably would have too, except for the thought of the stink, while I explained to the police that the smell made my brain momentarily dead and I couldn't see anything and hit the knotty haired, clown sock things through no fault of my own. I probably would have received a medal for cleaning up the streets.
Anyway back to classic car restoration. Today I made the discovery that Keisler Engineering in Knoxville makes "green" transmissions for muscle cars of the 60's and 70's. That's right--you are reading correctly--they are green because they are more fuel efficient! Now I can start a muscle car restoration and tell the hippies to go to hell--I'm drivin a green machine! I can't wait to find an old Mustang or Barracuda to get started.
Check out all these transmission options at Keislerauto
Ford Mustang perfect fit manual transmissions by Kiesler
Ford Mustang perfect fit automatic transmissions by Keisler
GM perfect fit manual transmissions by Keisler Auto
GM perfect fit automatic transmission by Keisler
Mopar perfect fit manual transmission by Keisler Auto
Mopar automatic perfect fit automatic transmissions by Keisler Engineering
they also make bell housings, clutch pedals and more at Keisler Engineering!
So do what I'm doing---tell the filthy hippies to shove their green mentality where the sun don't shine, and quit smoking LSD and join us by restoring a GREEN muscle car. But if they don't get it and keep on riding those bikes---get out of our classic car way!
posted by car | 12:16 PM
11 Comments:
muscle cars are cool but car you will never be cool until you lose your hatred for people different than you!
car--you are alive! I was just starting to arrange for your funeral.
Post more often so we know you are still alive and hatin on the filthy hippies.
ps. I have on old cuda 64, I'm going to check out this keislerauto for some new parts! thanks for the info.
The question people should ask themselves is why this man feels the need to berate people he deems beneath him. I think it's actually indictive of a lower level of engagement showing that the author is obviously not introspective enough to realize that that which we dislike about others is something within ourselves that we don't like. While I appreciate a well-turned as much as anyone else, I wonder what he's trying to acheive? Should we live in a cookie cutter, homogenous society without variation based on what he deems acceptable? Perhaps, the author should look within himself to see if this is really how he wants to come across. No one wants to be around a cantankerous, judgemental old man anymore than they want to be around a foul smelling hippy. The difference is, hippies aren't blogging about him.
"...this agression will not stand man!"
btw, great links on the tranny stuff!
and I bet these aren't the only "tranny" bookmarks on your computer are they "chicken" man?
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Vote for OBAMA!!!???? I could NEVER vote for a watermellon eating colored boy! He is probably a drugged up hippy as well who wants to give is people a free lunch from my tax money.
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He's worse than a drugged up negro hippy, Car. He's a pusher.
Saw these and thought of you, Car: Napalm a Hippie pins.
CAR! I love your Blog! Keep it up. People in Asheville have no sense of humor apparently. If they wanted to be treated like equal human beings they should rescpect themselves and not try to be somebody they are not by wearing nasty dreadlocks and patchouli. they must think they are rastafarians just because they smoke pot or something. If people knew what the rasta religion was all about they wouldn't try to be such posers.
Keep up the fantastic blogging, you are GREAT!
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